Trading day....

Well, I am sitting on my couch on hold with the bank... They can't access my account...

Piece of advise: Create an account with your financial institution well in advance of any trading you wish to do. Not the day before.

So far, I have been transferred to 3 different agents. 2 of them twice...  I now know my chequing account and TFSA account numbers off by heart and I can answer their security questions before they even ask them. The market is now trading and I still do not have any stocks... Although, my stock has just dropped 1 cent. I guess it's on sale! Being the lucky person I am, what will probably happen is all this will be sorted out just in time to buy the stock at a record low, just in time for it to skyrocket and make me fucking RICH! I'll keep you posted. Please hold***

♪♫ Doooo da beeeee ba do, do, do, beeeee do. Tsss tss, tss, tssss, beee do ♫♪

Thank you for holding :)

"We're fucking idiots and can't help you. Please go visit your local branch. Is there any onther way I can waste any more of your time today, sir? It has only been an hour!"

and THIS is why I created this blog. Please take note and don't make the same mistakes as I did. I hope I don't miss my chance to make some money. I will report back later. Right now I have to go to work and make up some lame excuse as to why I am late.

Until next time,

Sincerely yours,

Blah, blah, blah,

James.